657He was due to go to South Africa to write features on that nation’s impending elections, and was slightly worried about how lawless some parts seemed to be.

He was particularly worried after seeing a documentary which featured a South African bandit, who talked about how he’d put babies in microwave ovens in order to persuade people to give him cash.

Anyway, our subject went to SA, came back safely, and was greeted with these words from his housemate. Don't miss his simply brilliant video commentary. Taken in Soho, London.